My Technology Predictions For 2023

by Mike Levin

1. But Does It Blend videos get replaced by But Is It Sentient?
2. Fusion finally becomes self-sustaining, but is somehow set back another 30 years.
3. Python officially adopts the Frenchman who taunts you again as its mascot.
4. An Elon Musk’s Starlink Phone comes out, but with no telecom provider option.
5. Microsoft makes it a condition of WSL2 that VSCode must be running to work.
6. It’s disclosed that we have maglev antigravity, but it’s not FTL or Alien.
7. The Turing Test for sentience continues to get desperately redefined.
8. The world’s first wormhole is announced many more times, but none are true.
9. Dark Matter turns out to be the Charm Quark. That’s it’s charm.
10. Twitter adds features that make it the new Github.