A llama and yak were bought by a hack
On behalf of a much better man.
“You’ll get them…”, he said, but what happened instead
Is they arrived and he took them and ran!
The hack said he ran, ’cause he had a plan
To make better use of the stock.
What he missed at first glance, was he hadn’t a chance
And justice came as a great shock!
The moral, you see, if you steal and you flee
You had better consider your plan.
If you !@%$#%@ -up instead, then you loose all your cred
And are seen as much less of a man!