Is There Anyone Cheesier Than Whitney Avalon?
by Mike LevinTuesday, June 07, 2022
I don’t consume much mass media but when I do, it’s witty lyricists. If Linux, Python, vim & git didn’t end up being my calling, I would almost certainly have been drawn to this sort of performance art with all my snarky double entendre poetry and a sort of magic about it—but I’m not nearly as cute.
Don’t Be So Humble, Whitney!
OKAY SO, THESE ARE DAIRY-FREE CHEESE BALLS AND SINCE I'M A LONGTIME VEGAN WHO MAKES SILLY FACES FOR A LIVING I AM ALSO A DAIRY-FREE CHEESE BALL LET'S SEE WHO'S CHEESIER! WHEN YOUR DAY HAS BEEN ROUGH YOU DESERVE SOMETHING CRUNCHY AND YUMMY A SNACK THAT'S NOT TOUGH ON YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACT OR YOUR TUMMY THEY'RE ADDICTIVELY DELICIOUS YET INCREDIBLY NUTRITIOUS SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AS YOU SAVOR ALL THE FLAVOR THE SNACK IS NEVER BLAND 'N' IT'LL MAKE YOUR DAY OUTSTANDIN' I'LL TELL YA ONCE AND FOR ALL JUST HAVE A BALL! THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SOMEHOW EVEN CHEESIER THAN ME
If You Don’t Love Cheesy Poofs, You’d Be Lame!
OMG, OMG, OMG, your lyrics never disappoint, Whitney! You are the first performer I supported on Patreon and the best double entendre artist since Benny Hill. Glad you love the Cheesy Poofs. You are definitely not lame. Not Night Court in its fifth season lame—no, you are fresh as the day you told Cee Lo where to go. Whit, you’re a top-tier Disney Princess in my book.